the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
