I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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