since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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