Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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