My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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