Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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