what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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