I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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