I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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