Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
bring money and cleavage
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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