i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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