guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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