I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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