So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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