If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
