Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We are all done wearing pants today
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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