Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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