what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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