Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
