who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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