Kiss
Puke
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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