i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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