That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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