So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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