i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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