Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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