I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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