U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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