At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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