Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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