I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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