I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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