There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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