I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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