i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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