You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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