honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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