just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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