I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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