I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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