Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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