Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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