are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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