I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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