Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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