Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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