He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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