no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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