I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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