Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
