In the future we'll all be gay
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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