Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
True college students do jello shots in the library
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